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A second grade teacher asks her students where their fathers do for a living.  One child says, "My daddy is a doctor."  Another kid says, "My daddy is a firefighter."  One young boy in the class says, "My daddy plays piano in a whore house."  Dead silence.  The teacher goes over to the phone and calls the boy's father.  "Your son just said that you play piano in a whore house," she says indignantly.  "Well," says the boy's father, "I'm really a lawyer, but I figured that would be too embarrassing."