Sunday, March 1, 2015

ANFSTD (And Now For Somthing Totally Different)

Three youths are on trial for theft.  The first one says to the judge, "All I did your honor, was smash a window, steal someone's bike, and throw peanuts in the lake."  The second one says, "All I did was break a window, steal a bike and throw peanuts in the lake."  The third one says, "All I did was smash a window and steal a bike."  "Did you throw peanuts in the lake?", asks the judge.  The kid replies, "I'm Peanuts." 

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