Screwtape Reports Significant Temprature Decrease

The Cubs have just won the National League Pennant.  It's not over, though, they still need to win the World Series before we can say that Dante's theory of Hell being frozen over is factual. 

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George and Barbara go on their honeymoon to the Twin Cities and afterward Barbara gives birth to twins.  They go see the movie Three Coins in the Fountain and Barbara gives birth to triplets.  They vacation in the Four Corners and Barbara gives birth to quadruplets, and George divorces her after she suggests that they go visit the Thousand Islands.